Craving for more practice after the 7th Philippine Cosplay Convention, I soon signed up for 2 photoshoots for the following weekend. I later found out that this wasn't a good idea for sleep-deprived shooters, especially since the models greatly outnumbered the photographers.
Something has changed with my fees
My service just ain't the same
We're through with playing by the rules, ev'ryone's fair game
Too late, you've signed the contract
Even though the price was steep
There's not backing out
We'll fleece you all like sheep
Bend over, guys
Defying sanity
Jack up the the price
Defying sanity
And you'll never see it go down
And if you're wondering what inspired this parody, here's a clue: